Too Good To Be True

I knew that I've been having too much of a good time in the past couple of months. I'm bracing myself for one of those dreaded "Candy, we need to talk" chats. It's coming. I can feel it in the air (not to mention overhearing bits of conversation that I probably shouldn't have). Gee, for a short while, I honestly thought I have my share of rotten experiences out of the way and only good things will come my way.

I guess I'm wrong.